Personalised Nobody Sober Bar Mat
Personalised Nobody Sober Bar Mat
Welcome to the bar with a mission — and that mission is making sure nobody goes home sober. This personalised bar mat is your official declaration that your place isn’t just a bar… it’s an experience, a commitment, a public service to good times everywhere.
With your name printed boldly across the top, this mat instantly upgrades your home bar from “casual hangout” to “legendary venue your mates will talk about for years.” Lay it down on your counter, behind the bar, or anywhere drinks magically appear, and let your guests know exactly what kind of night they’re in for.
Durable, easy to clean, and funnier than your mate who thinks he’s the world’s greatest comedian after two pints — this is the perfect finishing touch for any home bar that doesn’t take itself too seriously. Warning: installing this mat may cause sudden increases in laughter, cheers, and suspiciously loud karaoke.
What Makes It So Good:
✔ Personalised Design
✔ Premium Print Surface
✔ Non-Slip Rubber Base
✔ Perfect Bar Size
✔ Durable & Long-Lasting
✔ Standout Gift Idea
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Delivery Information
Please note that orders take between 3 - 5 Days to be produced
Delivery times given are estimates, Please see options at checkout
United Kingdom: 2 - 5 Business days
United States: 3 - 8 Business days
Europe: 2 - 8 Business days
Rest of the world: 4 - 15 Business days
Please note that these times are estimates and do not take consideration any delays due to season, weather, and postal strikes.
Changes to Order
As this is a personalised product, changes can only be made within the first 12 hours after your order is placed. If you need to update any details, please contact us as soon as possible. After the 12-hour window has passed, we’re unable to make further modifications.
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Returns and Refunds
Because this is a personalised item, we cannot offer refunds or returns for customer errors or change of mind. Refunds or replacements are only provided if the product arrives damaged or incorrect due to our mistake. If you encounter an issue, please contact us with details and photos so we can assist promptly.
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Product Care
To keep your bar mat in great condition, hand wash using warm water and mild soap. Gently scrub the polyester fabric top and rinse thoroughly. Do not machine wash or tumble dry. Allow the mat to air-dry completely before using again.
Quality Guarantee
We pride ourselves on delivering quality, but on occasion we may fall short on this. If you don't feel 100% satisfied then please get in touch and we will do all we can to resolve any issues.
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